Ethan Couatl Jones | by Anonymous | 2022-11-06 | 709 views | 1 comment | Report
Ethan C Jones
341 N Joesler Ct, Tucson, AZ
85716,
USA
couatl/couatl_/Couatl/hrefnsmerki/atlCou
Discord: Couatl#1934
DOB: 09/14/2001
Father: Daniel Leon Jones
Step-Mother: Vera Chernyakina Jones
Birth Mother: Amy B. Jones
Commie Incel to Tranny pipeline poster child. Has a long list of people he's backstabbed and pissed off.
Twitter; https://twitter.com/couatl_
NSFW Twitter: https://twitter.com/hrefnsmerki
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ethan-jones-911205218/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/couatl_/?hl=en
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/couatl
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/couatl
Github: https://github.com/atlCou
Ethan is a shotacon incel on the verge of trooning out who has a severe porn addiction and cross dresses in his spare time. He spends a lot of time on discord bitching and moaning about his comfortable middle class life inbetween bouts of jacking off to pedophile shotacon rape porn, femboys, and trannies. When he's not doing that he's advocating for far left politics, despite going out of his way to make money by any means necessary to buy sex toys and women's clothes and cosplay because he's addicted to coom.
Ethan lives with his father, stepmother and siblings while being in his twenties and complaining that his parents won't buy him food despite him having his own paid part time internship, courtesy of nepotism as Daddy Jones is in IT, and a car, meaning there is nothing stopping him from driving to the store to buy his own shit.
It's worth noting that a big part as to why Ethan doesn't dabble in making music any more, is because a few years ago he was cancelled from the community alongside his former best friend for being politically edgy. Since this incident, Ethan has grown more accustomed to the taste of boot leather and has started developing more left wing beliefs, like how capitalism is bad, China is good and tranny cock is sacred.
Ethan has a habit of arguing with people over the most inconsequential of things. If you do not agree that he is right, he will throw a temper tantrum and shit up the conversation for everyone else.
Betting pool currently ongoing as to if he'll troon out by the end of the year.
Ethan is bisexual, after having coming out after a comical amount of denial, and is currently e-dating Socks (FutanariAlfredo) in a long distance relationship. They have never met in person lol. Socks is a degenerate coomer artist that has the same waifu as Ethan, and he also displays AGP tendencies. It's worth noting that he is considering trooning out but his family is against it, most likely as they're from a conservative area. Even his room mate is against it, possibly as he considers it to be massively fucking gay, and probably sees what the rest of us are seeing, i.e coomery at it's most uncontrolled. He's also a China shill, so that's just another thing to laugh at him relentlessly over.
He reportedly has severe dysphoria, but this is a very hard fact to believe if you take 5 minutes to scroll his twitter. The accounts he interacts with contain so much islamic content that you could probably get another fucking book of the Quran out of it.
As of time of writing, Socks is 25 years old and his birthday is 8/02/1997. Apparently he lives in Rochester in New York state, and is reported to have family in Georgia.
Socks Twitter: https://twitter.com/futanarialfredo
Side Twitter:https://twitter.com/SocksEtc
Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/34067518
Worth mentioning that he's currently studying compsci (of course) at the University of Arizona in Tucson. Not advocating that someone cowtips, but if his department got a hold of some of his cross dressing selfies it would be extremely funny.
Ethan C Jones 341 N Joesler Ct, Tucson, AZ 85716, USA couatl/couatl_/Couatl/hrefnsmerki/atlCou Discord: Couatl#1934 DOB: 09/14/2001 Father: Daniel Leon Jones Step-Mother: Vera Chernyakina Jones Birth Mother: Amy B. Jones Commie Incel to Tranny pipeline poster child. Has a long list of people he's backstabbed and pissed off. Twitter; https://twitter.com/couatl_ NSFW Twitter: https://twitter.com/hrefnsmerki LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ethan-jones-911205218/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/couatl_/?hl=en Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/couatl Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/couatl Github: https://github.com/atlCou Ethan is a shotacon incel on the verge of trooning out who has a severe porn addiction and cross dresses in his spare time. He spends a lot of time on discord bitching and moaning about his comfortable middle class life inbetween bouts of jacking off to pedophile shotacon rape porn, femboys, and trannies. When he's not doing that he's advocating for far left politics, despite going out of his way to make money by any means necessary to buy sex toys and women's clothes and cosplay because he's addicted to coom. Ethan lives with his father, stepmother and siblings while being in his twenties and complaining that his parents won't buy him food despite him having his own paid part time internship, courtesy of nepotism as Daddy Jones is in IT, and a car, meaning there is nothing stopping him from driving to the store to buy his own shit. It's worth noting that a big part as to why Ethan doesn't dabble in making music any more, is because a few years ago he was cancelled from the community alongside his former best friend for being politically edgy. Since this incident, Ethan has grown more accustomed to the taste of boot leather and has started developing more left wing beliefs, like how capitalism is bad, China is good and tranny cock is sacred. Ethan has a habit of arguing with people over the most inconsequential of things. If you do not agree that he is right, he will throw a temper tantrum and shit up the conversation for everyone else. Betting pool currently ongoing as to if he'll troon out by the end of the year. Ethan is bisexual, after having coming out after a comical amount of denial, and is currently e-dating Socks (FutanariAlfredo) in a long distance relationship. They have never met in person lol. Socks is a degenerate coomer artist that has the same waifu as Ethan, and he also displays AGP tendencies. It's worth noting that he is considering trooning out but his family is against it, most likely as they're from a conservative area. Even his room mate is against it, possibly as he considers it to be massively fucking gay, and probably sees what the rest of us are seeing, i.e coomery at it's most uncontrolled. He's also a China shill, so that's just another thing to laugh at him relentlessly over. He reportedly has severe dysphoria, but this is a very hard fact to believe if you take 5 minutes to scroll his twitter. The accounts he interacts with contain so much islamic content that you could probably get another fucking book of the Quran out of it. As of time of writing, Socks is 25 years old and his birthday is 8/02/1997. Apparently he lives in Rochester in New York state, and is reported to have family in Georgia. Socks Twitter: https://twitter.com/futanarialfredo Side Twitter:https://twitter.com/SocksEtc Pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/34067518