serial date rapist albieri serrano | by wequal | 2025-11-25 | 1152 views | 2 comments | Report
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(\ Let me tell you a story about a little fat boy named Albieri Serrano-Merino...
\'\ *AHEM* Sorry, I mean Felix.
\'\ __________ Unlike most people approaching their senior year, "Felix" does not have an active social
/ '| ()_________) life, nor do his peers actually want to interact with him. Instead, he satiates his need
\ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ for human interaction by guilt-tripping young girls on Discordapp.com into meeting up with
\ \ ~~~~~~ \ him so he can try and drug them up as much as possible and hopefully get laid.
==). \__________\ Aside from his date rape addiction, he also finds enjoyment in overeating as much as his massive
(__) ()__________) stomach can hold, trying to elongate his jaw, and larping that he actually gets girls.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _____
0x00 Table of Contents /~/~ ~ \
0x01 Introduction | | R.I.P \
0x02 Physical Desc. \ \ Albieri \
0x03 Personal Info \ \ Serr- \
0x04 Family --\ \-rapist .\''
0x05 Social Media --==\ \ ,,i!!i,
0x05 Footnote ''"'',,}{,,
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Lose some weight and maybe you'll actually get laid u larp
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║ 0x01 Introduction ║
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For a moment, detach and imagine yourself in the shoes of Albieri. First thing in the morning, a crane lifts you out of bed. You
start getting ready; Today's a big day, after all. You wouldn't have fought the demons in the shower otherwise - Your "battle
stench" is so cultured it might as well be its own separate entity. You're going to meet up with the 22nd girl of your dreams!
She's not perfect, but she looks light enough to date rape and kidnap. You put your shitty $5 hemp edibles in your fanny pack
and take your mom's car for a spin. (i.e. driving from New Jersey to wherever the fuck she is. She's twelve, she can't do shit!)
Yeah if any of us lived like that I can guarantee we'd all jump off a cliff with linked arms.
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║ 0x02 Physical Description ║
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Height: 5'10" / 178cm
Weight: 190-230lbs / ~90-105kg
Age (at time of publication): 16 y/o, DOB 09/10/2008
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Sex: M
Sexuality: Straight (questionable)
Ethnicity: Mexican
Nationality: Mexican-Hungarian
Spoken Languages: ENG, ESP
https://imgur.com/a/eorSeUuhttps://imgur.com/a/K7ooJYEhttps://imgur.com/a/y7GS8a0https://imgur.com/a/KEe89Yh
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║ 0x03 Personal Information ║
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Full Name: Albieri Serrano-Merino
Name Alternative: Albieri Serrano, "Felix Serrano"
Aliases: Felix, Yuri, Serrano, "necrotix", "offizerfelix"
Date of Birth: September 10th, 2008
Phone Number: +1 (732) 670-1124
Current School: Academy of Law and Public Safety (ALPS)
Current Grade: 11 (Junior)
School Website: https://www.mcvsd.org/o/alps
School Phone Number: +1 (732) 229-2446
Principal: Joseph M. Diver, [email protected]
Counselor: Jenna Sauer, [email protected]
Other Staff: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WblQNH3HloMdD_20Xe-3KMqhoSto6vsc/edit
Home Address: 390 Maple Place
City: Keyport
State: NJ (New Jersey)
Country: United States of America
Zip Code: 07735
Full Address Line: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
Local School District: Keyport Borough (was enrolled until sophomore year)
Citizenships: Mexico, USA
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║ 0x04 Family ║
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Father -
Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas
Age: 52, born December 1971
Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
Phone Number: (732) 290-1407
Mother -
Full Name: Luzmar Merino Reyes
Aliases: Lucy Reyes
Age: 51, born September 1973
Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
Sister -
Full Name: Aime Serrano
Age: 29, born October 1994
Home Address: 12 Lower Main St, Matawan, NJ 07747
Brother -
Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas
Age: 24, born December 1999
Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735
Additional Info: Served in the U.S Army (Marines)
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║ 0x05 Social Media ║
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This is gonna be a quick one dw
TikTok: wasgehtabt0 (active)
Other TikTok: necrotix
Instagram: s3rr.ano
Discord: offizerfelix
WhatsApp number: 7326701124
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║ 0x06 Footnote ║
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You have to be a new kind of retarded to end up like this guy lmao. Maybe he'll finally stop date raping 12-14 year old girls..
Who knows! We'll keep you tuned.
XOXO, Weq and co
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x00 Table Of Contents ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ (\ Let me tell you a story about a little fat boy named Albieri Serrano-Merino... \'\ *AHEM* Sorry, I mean Felix. \'\ __________ Unlike most people approaching their senior year, "Felix" does not have an active social / '| ()_________) life, nor do his peers actually want to interact with him. Instead, he satiates his need \ '/ \ ~~~~~~~~ \ for human interaction by guilt-tripping young girls on Discordapp.com into meeting up with \ \ ~~~~~~ \ him so he can try and drug them up as much as possible and hopefully get laid. ==). \__________\ Aside from his date rape addiction, he also finds enjoyment in overeating as much as his massive (__) ()__________) stomach can hold, trying to elongate his jaw, and larping that he actually gets girls. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _____ 0x00 Table of Contents /~/~ ~ \ 0x01 Introduction | | R.I.P \ 0x02 Physical Desc. \ \ Albieri \ 0x03 Personal Info \ \ Serr- \ 0x04 Family --\ \-rapist .\'' 0x05 Social Media --==\ \ ,,i!!i, 0x05 Footnote ''"'',,}{,, -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Lose some weight and maybe you'll actually get laid u larp ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x01 Introduction ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ For a moment, detach and imagine yourself in the shoes of Albieri. First thing in the morning, a crane lifts you out of bed. You start getting ready; Today's a big day, after all. You wouldn't have fought the demons in the shower otherwise - Your "battle stench" is so cultured it might as well be its own separate entity. You're going to meet up with the 22nd girl of your dreams! She's not perfect, but she looks light enough to date rape and kidnap. You put your shitty $5 hemp edibles in your fanny pack and take your mom's car for a spin. (i.e. driving from New Jersey to wherever the fuck she is. She's twelve, she can't do shit!) Yeah if any of us lived like that I can guarantee we'd all jump off a cliff with linked arms. ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x02 Physical Description ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Height: 5'10" / 178cm Weight: 190-230lbs / ~90-105kg Age (at time of publication): 16 y/o, DOB 09/10/2008 Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Brown Sex: M Sexuality: Straight (questionable) Ethnicity: Mexican Nationality: Mexican-Hungarian Spoken Languages: ENG, ESP https://imgur.com/a/eorSeUu https://imgur.com/a/K7ooJYE https://imgur.com/a/y7GS8a0 https://imgur.com/a/KEe89Yh ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x03 Personal Information ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Full Name: Albieri Serrano-Merino Name Alternative: Albieri Serrano, "Felix Serrano" Aliases: Felix, Yuri, Serrano, "necrotix", "offizerfelix" Date of Birth: September 10th, 2008 Phone Number: +1 (732) 670-1124 Current School: Academy of Law and Public Safety (ALPS) Current Grade: 11 (Junior) School Website: https://www.mcvsd.org/o/alps School Phone Number: +1 (732) 229-2446 Principal: Joseph M. Diver, [email protected] Counselor: Jenna Sauer, [email protected] Other Staff: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WblQNH3HloMdD_20Xe-3KMqhoSto6vsc/edit Home Address: 390 Maple Place City: Keyport State: NJ (New Jersey) Country: United States of America Zip Code: 07735 Full Address Line: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735 Local School District: Keyport Borough (was enrolled until sophomore year) Citizenships: Mexico, USA ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x04 Family ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ Father - Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas Age: 52, born December 1971 Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735 Phone Number: (732) 290-1407 Mother - Full Name: Luzmar Merino Reyes Aliases: Lucy Reyes Age: 51, born September 1973 Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735 Sister - Full Name: Aime Serrano Age: 29, born October 1994 Home Address: 12 Lower Main St, Matawan, NJ 07747 Brother - Full Name: Luis Serrano Rojas Age: 24, born December 1999 Home Address: 390 Maple Pl, Keyport, NJ 07735 Additional Info: Served in the U.S Army (Marines) ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x05 Social Media ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ This is gonna be a quick one dw TikTok: wasgehtabt0 (active) Other TikTok: necrotix Instagram: s3rr.ano Discord: offizerfelix WhatsApp number: 7326701124 ╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ 0x06 Footnote ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ You have to be a new kind of retarded to end up like this guy lmao. Maybe he'll finally stop date raping 12-14 year old girls.. Who knows! We'll keep you tuned. XOXO, Weq and co